Martian Ranch Santa Ynez Red (6)

by wootbot


The scariest thing about this wine is an empty bottle.

"So tell me again what you think happened to you that night."

Well, I was just sitting there in my car off Old Route C, when all of a sudden, there was a flash of blinding light and … I'm sorry, this is really hard.

"It's fine. Just take your time."

The next thing I knew, I woke up, and I was strapped down on a table. And the smell. Oh the smell. I'll never be able to forget it.

"Antiseptic? Formaldehyde?"

Red fruit and spice.


Like raspberry, herbs, and maybe a touch of mint. It was terrifying.

"OK. I think we're done here."

No wait, that's not all. There was also … OH GOD.

"Go on. Whenever you're ready."

There was also … a wisp of pepper and a nose of big, dark fruits. Like something that would be great paired with a slow-cooked stew. It was awful. JUST awful.

"I gotta tell ya, it doesn't sound awful. It sounds like a really nice glass of wine."

I haven't told you about the probing.