You're Gonna Need a Bigger Glass
DON'T YOU DARE CALL THIS JELLY. This is fruit preserves. There's a difference. I know someone of your particular social standing might not understand that, but there is. Now please excuse me while I go have my upper lip waxed.
Once again, wave after wave of wine crashes on the shores on Wine.Woot. And if you don't find anything over these two days that tempts you to splash in the surf, you might just want to hang up your stemware and stick to powdered fruit drinks. Throw in some tres classy accessories and the occasional something to nibble on, and you got a Wine.Woot-Off, brother.