Eat, Drink, and Be Merry! OR ELSE.
DON'T YOU DARE CALL THIS JELLY. This is fruit preserves. There's a difference. I know someone of your particular social standing might not understand that, but there is. Now please excuse me while I go have my upper lip waxed.
Sure, you've got problems. Work sucks, the bills are piling up, and the stress is starting to give you panic attacks. BUT YOU CAN'T BRING THAT STUFF UP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IT'S THE HOLIDAYS AND YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY OR YOU'RE A BIG MEAN JERK. Okay, fine. Nothing helps the holiday spirit along like a nice bottle to give, receive, share, or even better just keep to yourself.