Maison de Monaco Preserves

by wootbot

Any Time is Wine Time! Especially Right Now.

DON'T YOU DARE CALL THIS JELLY. This is fruit preserves. There's a difference. I know someone of your particular social standing might not understand that, but there is. Now please excuse me while I go have my upper lip waxed.

Go ahead: try to explain to your less vino-inclined friends and family what a Wine Woot Off is. Watch as their eyes widen in horror while you describe queing up with a bunch of strangers to eagerly snatch up bottle after bottle in a 24-hour festival of wine gluttony. Then smile as they ask you again for the URL.