Kaleidos Paso Robles Red Blend (4)

by wootbot

KaleiDO buy this wine!!

An anagram of “kaleidos” is “like soda,” but that doesn’t mean this red blend tastes like soda. Unless you’re into that.

What was going on in 2007?

-2007 was dubbed the International Heliophysical Year by the UN for some reason!

-The official end of the Agrarian age!

-A 2,100-year-old melon was discovered in western Japan! It was the biggest melon news of the year until the death of Anna Nicole Smith!

-Venus and Saturn were IN CONJUNCTION, separated by 46 arcsecs! Unclear what that means!

-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was released! JK Rowling celebrated by swimming in a big pool of gold coins a la Scrooge McDuck!

-Marion Jones relinquished her Olympic Gold medals because she was a big dirty doping cheater!!

-Richard Breckmander won a Boston Cream Pie in his son’s cake walk!

-The first iPhone! Awkward meals just got easier!

-That “Umbrella” song came out and annoyed everyone!

-Live Earth happened and the world was cured!