KaleiDO buy this wine!!
An anagram of “kaleidos” is “like soda,” but that doesn’t mean this red blend tastes like soda. Unless you’re into that.What was going on in 2007?
-2007 was dubbed the International Heliophysical Year by the UN for some reason!
-The official end of the Agrarian age!
-A 2,100-year-old melon was discovered in western Japan! It was the biggest melon news of the year until the death of Anna Nicole Smith!
-Venus and Saturn were IN CONJUNCTION, separated by 46 arcsecs! Unclear what that means!
-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was released! JK Rowling celebrated by swimming in a big pool of gold coins a la Scrooge McDuck!
-Marion Jones relinquished her Olympic Gold medals because she was a big dirty doping cheater!!
-Richard Breckmander won a Boston Cream Pie in his son’s cake walk!
-The first iPhone! Awkward meals just got easier!
-That “Umbrella” song came out and annoyed everyone!
-Live Earth happened and the world was cured!