Kaleidos Oakrock Vineyards Red Blend
What's in a name?
Is that Greek?
"Kaleidos" sounds like some kind of mythical titan or something. Is he the one who gave humans wine or something? Maybe he gave us refracted light in little tubes.
It turns out he didn't do either. I mean, it turns out "Kaleidos" is the name of a shop that sold Kaleidoscopes. A little too on the nose if you ask me, but whatevs. You might think of a kaleidoscope as you enjoy this 2005 Kaleidos Oakrock Vineyards Red Blend 4-Pack, what with all the flavors bouncing and swirling around your mouth like so much light in a looking glass.
Okay, that was kinda cheesy, but you get the idea. Blended wine. Blended flavors. All the colors of the rainbow, so long as they're red.
Besides, a glass of wine is better than some long, drawn-out morality play involving a bunch of mythical people whose names you can't pronounce.
