JanKris Super Sixer

by wootbot

GREATEST THEME TUNE EVAR

Not to be confused with the less-than-good NBA team.

Two years ago, a pair of crack grape partners was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These wines promptly escaped from a maximum security cellar into the Templeton Gap underground in Paso Robles, California. Today, still wanted by wine lovers everywhere, they survive as beverages of fortune. If you’re thirsty, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can drink…the J-Team.

As the devastatingly charming genius who leads the J-Team, JanKris 2011 Riatta strategically unites Merlot, Sangiovese, Zin, and Tempranillo into a sophisticated, bold synthesis. He's big, red, and beautifully balanced.

What’s that in your glass? A spicy, coffee-tinged Cab? An exotic Tempranillo? A rotund PS? A peppery Syrah? A quiet Merlot? One never knows with JanKris 2011 Crossfire, the wine of a thousand faces. This chameleonic blend is the J-Team’s master of disguise, and can bluff his way past any border guard, night watchman, or sommelier. His file indicates that Crossfire prefers red meat…or does he?

Operating out of the JanKris Winery, this fruit-forward, hand-crafted pair wages an ongoing war against the forces of mediocrity. If you’ve been suffering under the tyranny of bland, mass-market wines, it’s time to call in the J-Team.