You're Gonna Need a Bigger Glass
If you're seeing actual flowers sprouting from your glass, there's a chance someone has slipped you a mickey. There's also a good chance that you're 80 years old if you insist on using the term "mickey."
Once again, wave after wave of wine crashes on the shores on Wine.Woot. And if you don't find anything over these two days that tempts you to splash in the surf, you might just want to hang up your stemware and stick to powdered fruit drinks. Throw in some tres classy accessories and the occasional something to nibble on, and you got a Wine.Woot-Off, brother.