Iron Horse Vineyards Fairy Tale Celebration Cuvée
A New Kind Of Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, there was an shy little duckling, and a 2-pack of Iron Horse Vineyards Fairy Tale Celebration Cuvée.
The duckling always sat alone, because it thought it was ugly, and it had no confidence. Until one night when the moon was full, and it noticed the Iron Horse Vineyards Fairy Tale Celebration Cuvée Two Pack was right there on the table, beside an enchanted plastic cup that was sort of clean.
On the first sip, the shy little duckling noticed the nose. Strawberry and ripe red apple, the duckling’s favorite fruits! On the second, the shy little duckling noticed the flavors: apricot, cherry, strawberry and cardamom. And on the third, the shy little duckling was starting to come up with the BEST pick up lines ever! Like “Quack quack quack? Quack QUACK quack quack!”
About an hour later, the falsely-confident little duckling was standing on a table with a lampshade on his head, pouring Iron Horse Vineyards Fairy Tale Celebration Cuvée for all his new friends. And he lived happily ever after. Until he woke up the next morning, that is.
2007 Fairy Tale Celebration Cuvée 2-Pack
- Appellation: Green Valley of Russian River Valley
- Blend: 88% Pinot Noir 12% Chardonnay
- Alcohol: 13.5%
- Acidity: .78 g/100ml
- Residual Sugar: 0.50 g/100ml
- pH: 3.11
- Malolactic Fermentation: None
- Barrels: None
- Harvest Dates: August 16 - August 31 2007
- Date Bottled: July 2008
- Release Date: Current disgorging, August 2011
- Total production: 1000 cases
Rules and restrictions:
- Wine sold by winery
- You must be 21 or older to order
- Whoever receives the package must be 21 or older
- If you're drunk when the package shows up, you will not be allowed to receive it
- Wine cannot be delivered to a P.O. Box
- We highly recommend you use a business address as your shipping address
Thanks to stick-in-the-mud buzzkilling state legislators, wine may only be delivered to the following states:
- California
- Colorado
- Connecticut
- District Of Columbia
- Florida
- Georgia
- Idaho
- Illinois
- Iowa
- Kansas
- Maryland
- Michigan
- Minnesota
- Missouri
- Nebraska
- Nevada
- New Hampshire
- New Mexico
- New York
- North Carolina
- Ohio
- Oregon
- South Carolina
- Tennessee
- Texas
- Vermont
- Virginia
- Washington
- West Virginia
- Wisconsin
- Wyoming
If your state's not on the list, you're out of luck... for now. Keep up with the ever-changing laws over at ShipCompliantBlog.com, and/or sound the alarms with your state assembly person through FreeTheGrapes.org. Meanwhile, all Federal, state and local laws are complied with in providing this wine.