Eat, Drink, and Be Merry! OR ELSE.
Here's the pack for the person of taste. By which we mean you won't have enough to share... unless you want to. But you won't, so just blame us. "Sorry, love of my life, they didn't give me enough! Guess I gotta drink it all myself!"
Sure, you've got problems. Work sucks, the bills are piling up, and the stress is starting to give you panic attacks. BUT YOU CAN'T BRING THAT STUFF UP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IT'S THE HOLIDAYS AND YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY OR YOU'RE A BIG MEAN JERK. Okay, fine. Nothing helps the holiday spirit along like a nice bottle to give, receive, share, or even better just keep to yourself.