Now you see 'em; now you .... still see 'em!!
Use this: Because straws and Ziploc bags are unbecoming.
Don't use this: For automotive repair.
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Some skeptics wonder: If Houdini truly couldn't escape these devices.
If you traveled to the past, people would think this was a: Marital aid.