Wine Wine Wine
At last, you don't have to climb to those salt mines at the top of Mt. Everest!
How is our site here today like our significant other? Because every time you turn around it's wine, wine, wine! Ha ha! Isn't that great! Oh, hang on, someone's passing us a note... well, it looks like we're single again. Guess that's just one of those sacrifices one has to make in the name of comedy from time to time.
Say, if you're not doing anything later, do you want to split a couple bottles of- oh, right, you already read our joke up there. Sure. We understand.
You don't happen to have any friends looking for a date, do you? Hey, come back! WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND COMEDY???