HIP HIP Hoochardonnay
if you walked up to this chardonnay and you asked it, "hey, have you ever seen any oak?" it would be like "NO. F*** NO." and you'd be like, "whoa, hey, no need for obscenity here," and the chardonnay would be like, "SORRY, I'M JUST VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT MY NEVER SEEING OAK. I HATE THAT STUFF." and you'd probably be like, "i admire your passion. i will drink you." and the chardonnay would be like, "YEAH."