Some facts you might not know about the moon:
Someday the moon will crash into the Earth. That day is Wednesday.
The Smashing Pumpkins video "Tonight" was actually shot on the Moon, but used a set and a gravity-amplification machine to replicate the conditions of Earth.
The so-called "golf" that U.S. astronauts played on the moon was not actually golf, but an identical sport without a name.
The Earth's tides are caused by the moon, but nobody understands why and nobody cares.
If you touched the moon with your hand it would freeze, shatter, and unleash a swarm of scarabs. That's science.
It's much easier to find your toddler who is lost in the brambles when the moon is full.
The moon's cycles have bizarre and utterly unpredictable effects on women's feelings toward astronomy.
Contrary to the contrary belief that the moon is NOT made of cheese, the moon is made of cheese.
The closest the moon gets to the Earth is 362,570 km, per court fiat.