Cask me no questions.
Drink this: To make life tolerable.
This wine grants its owner: Briefly enhanced understanding of geopolitical nuances.
Rejected Names for this Product Include: Charisma Juice.
On this product's car, there is a bumper sticker that reads: MMMpop & Pour.
If this were a sports broadcaster, it would say: "LOOK AT THAT SWEET CASK."