Hansen Cellars Cask Series Pinot Noir (3)

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Liquid charm

Cask me no questions.

Drink this: To make life tolerable.

This wine grants its owner: Briefly enhanced understanding of geopolitical nuances.

Rejected Names for this Product Include: Charisma Juice.

On this product's car, there is a bumper sticker that reads: MMMpop & Pour.

If this were a sports broadcaster, it would say: "LOOK AT THAT SWEET CASK."