Guy Debbas Wine Filled Chocolate (36)

by wootbot

At Least We Hope It's True

You'd think they'd put the wine into the chocolate, but turns out they ACTUALLY put the chocolate around the wine! It's a very delicate operation, we've heard.

Imagine, if you will, a large planetarium shaped warehouse where men in zero-gravity suits float on tethers with spray guns full of chocolate as spheres of wine are released from a huge eyedropper, one at a time. That's the secret inside of the Guy Debbas Wine Filled Chocolate Factory, and that's how each of these delightful little candies is born.

Over 200 retired astronauts are kept on staff at all times to cover the Cabernet, Chardonnay and Champagne with smooth, proprietary chocolate from the award winning G. Debbas Chocolatier. And 400 championship cricketers are on hand as well, rushing in with their wide cricket bats to slap the Guy Debbas Wine Filled Chocolate across the room into the Box Tunnel, where the candies fall delicately into each box as gravity is restored. Then trained swans carry each box to the shipping room, and a team of twenty bats per box swoop down and grab tiny golden strings, zooming off into the night with-

Oh, really? You think we're just making all this up? You think the Guy Debbas Wine Filled Chocolates are just hand-crafted from fine chocolate and premium quality wine? Well, well, well. Looks like SOMEONE doesn't know a THING about the modern candy industry, do they?