Welcome to Campo Red. I'm Giornata II, your counselor.
This summer's going to be an exciting time for you boys and girls. You're becoming men and women. You're going to learn valuable skills, like how to survive in the wild, how to foster teamwork, and develop an appreciation for the finer things in life.
I and your other counselors will guide you into adulthood with the grace of a bright, spicy red wine. You'll develop character; character that will flavor your experience like black cherry, orange peel, and cigar spice. You'll mature into something refined and distinguished, like an aroma of graphite and cherry.
Now let's head down to the dock and work on canoe basics.