Forenzo Vineyards Mixed (6)

by wootbot

Another hilarious misunderstanding.

Sgt. Boxpeppers: Pretty ugly scene here, Shermung. Hope you and your team can help.

Shermung: No worries, Sarge. Our crack team of experts will make sense of this crime and help you coppers find the culprit! Now, please step back and let science light the way!

GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG

Sgt. Boxpeppers: What are you doing, Shermung? Why are you pouring pinot noir all over the body?

Shermung: Uh DUH, I'm performing some basic Forenzo sciences, obviously, Sarge. Psh, laypeople.

Sgt Boxpeppers: That's not -

Shermung: Look, I know how Johnny Law likes to have control over stuff, but we've got this part handled. We're looking for prints right now.

Sgt. Boxpeppers: You're just passing around that bottle of chardonnay and drinking from it.

Shermung: FORENZO SCIENCES, SARGE.

Sgt. Boxpeppers: Shermung, I swear -

Jug Wartson: Hey, Mr. Shermung?

Shermung: Hello Wartson. Sergeant Boxpeppers, this is Jug Wartson, our assistant technician. What is it, Wartson? Did you find a scientific clue?

Wartson: No, I uh … I had too much Forenzo science and got sick all over the floor.

Sgt. Boxpeppers: You're all under arrest.