If you love wine so much, why don’t you marry it?
I can stand it no longer 2007 Unbridled Cabernet Sauvignon! I must have thee! Now!
Yes, at first I was able to keep my lust for thee bridled, but those bridles have grown weaker and weaker and this very afternoon, while pondering sonnets to dedicate to thine honor in my growlery they snapped, broken forever, never again to be re-bridled!
I care not that thine grapes arrived at the winery at 55°, at which point they were treated to a three day cold-soak; my passions for thee run as hot as freshly-blown glass and thus I can wait no longer! No, not after 6-14 woeful months of your battonage, not after the 28 months of abysmal lonesomeness while you were in barrel, not after the 5-8 years of thine graceful aging turned my heart a tundra!
No, there is no more waiting for us! I will have at thee presently! I will indulge in your nose of roasted herbs, coffee, black cherries, and plums, 2007 Unbridled Cabernet Sauvignon! I will allow your wild berry, bittersweet chocolate, and earth tones on the palate to overtake me completely. No, my dear, blush not at the mildness of thine tannins; they only serve to make thee more approachable!
My lust for thee is unbridled, 2007 Unbridled Cabernet Sauvignon! And now I shall make thee my bride!
2007 Unbridled Cabernet Sauvignon
- Alcohol Content: 15.13%
- Bottle Size: 750 ml
- Cases Produced: 2,300 cases
- RS: 0.90
- Winemaker: Derek Irwin
- Appellation: Sonoma Valley
- Cooperage: 30% new FO, 70% 2-3 yr old used
Rules and restrictions:
- Wine sold by winery
- You must be 21 or older to order
- Whoever receives the package must be 21 or older
- If you're drunk when the package shows up, you will not be allowed to receive it
- Wine cannot be delivered to a P.O. Box
- We highly recommend you use a business address as your shipping address
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- District Of Columbia
- New Mexico
- New York
- North Carolina
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- South Carolina
- West Virginia
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