You Gotta Have Standards
This wine is so intense and complex that at first you're going to be intrigued by it, but then after awhile you're going to get really annoyed by all its incessant bemoaning about how it can't commit because it needs time to "find itself" and "not be tied down by archaic social institutions."
There are only three kinds of wine you will never see in a Wine.Woot-Off: fortified wine, pruno, and the kind in a box with a nozzle. Beyond that, anything can happen. (And if you know a good pruno guy, we wouldn't mind having his number. Just in case or whatever.)