Denier-Handal Petite Sirah (3)

by wootbot

Coming of Age

Stop calling me "petite!"

I'm a full grown man, ma, so knock it off already! I don't want to be part of this Denier-Handal Petite Sirah 3-Pack family! I'm my own man now; I'm a full-grown Sirah! I handle my own business. I've got a brilliant deep purple color and aromas of plums and blackberries! There's nothing petite about that!

Could a petite guy put up flavors of raspberry, black currant, and apricot like this? I don't think so! I'm a REAL Sirah now, and I don't need my mom mother-henning me to death and telling me what to do all the time!

Now give me $20 so I can go to the movies.