De Luca Montepuliciano D'Abruzzo DOC (4)

by wootbot

Join us in the Abruz-zoo.

This is one fancy foreign wine right here. As you may have inferred, it comes from the Abruzzo region of Italy. Experts discovered that humans occupied the region as far back as neolithic times. That's interesting.

You know what's MORE interesting? The bizarre range of animals living in Abruzzo. Below is a list of some actual animals native to Abruzzo, along with a bunch that we made up for comedic purposes. (And we use the word "comedic" probably wrongly, but we try.)