David Noyes Pinot Noir (4)

by wootbot

(Nobody actually sings Staind at karaoke.)

TURN UP THE NOYES!!

Drink this: If you're having the salmon!

Don't drink this: If you're having the Alpha-Bits.

Some skeptics wonder: Whether describing a wine with the phrase "feminine yet powerful" isn't just a tad patronizing.

The experts say: "STFU and drink."

On this product's car, there is a bumper sticker that reads: "PINOT BY CHOICE." (We don't know what it means, either.)

At a karaoke bar, this product sings: Staind.