(Nobody actually sings Staind at karaoke.)
TURN UP THE NOYES!!
Drink this: If you're having the salmon!
Don't drink this: If you're having the Alpha-Bits.
Some skeptics wonder: Whether describing a wine with the phrase "feminine yet powerful" isn't just a tad patronizing.
The experts say: "STFU and drink."
On this product's car, there is a bumper sticker that reads: "PINOT BY CHOICE." (We don't know what it means, either.)
At a karaoke bar, this product sings: Staind.