Re Re Re Remix
Drink a glass. Feel those funky beats.
Buy this wine: if you usually like the cover more than the original.
Don't drink this wine: if you're not 100% sure where the Danube is.
Left to its own devices, this wine: would layer nectarine, snap peas and white pepper over Miley Cyrus's vocals in "Wrecking Ball."
Some skeptics wonder: if Mother Nature was ticked off that her husband didn't take out the trash when she sent that freak five-day heat wave during the end of an abnormally cool growing season.
Legend has that when the moon is full, this wine transforms into: Richard Simmons
At a karaoke bar, this wine sings: "Take Another Little Piece of My Heart." The Dusty Springfield version.