Clayhouse Estate Rhone White Blend

by wootbot

Pot, Meet Kettle

People who live in clay houses shouldn't throw … uh … what do you think? Water balloons? Yeah. Water balloons.

"I'm just saying. Maybe you should think before you speak. Because you sound like a real hypocrite right now."

I said I'm sorry, Sheila! Jeez! If you want to drink a wine with plenty of up-front honeysuckle, marzipan and floral fruit aromas, that's your business.

"You're right! It IS my business. And if I want to toss back a Cuveé Blanc with a little crisp lime-citrus minerality, who are you to say anything about it?"

I just think that boasting about fruit flavors like mango, citrus zest and lychee makes you sound kind of pretentious. I mean, what the heck is a LYCHEE anyway?

"Really, Jeff? REALLY? THIS from a guy who turns his nose up at any wine that isn't rich in the mouth."

I PREFER A VOLUMINOUS MOUTHFEEL AND WARM FINISH, OKAY?!