Chaucer’s Mead - 4 Pack
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If you’re the kind of person drinking mead, you’re likely the kind of person who’ll appreciate Chaucer.
Hey, ain’t nothing wrong with that, though! Chaucer’s got sex, adventure, romance, joy, suffering, and language that’s as innovative as a Snoop Dogg record. Chaucer’s a great read, especially after you knock back a few and don’t care how you pronounce the words. It’s only natural that at some point a brave mead-maker would pay homage!
The Chaucer’s Mead 4 Pack offers two great flavors, the alfalfa and orange blossom Honey Mead and the slightly more daring Raspberry Mead. This dessert-style “wine” is made in a way that highlights the unique nature of mead, and captures the spirit of all those olde proto-English types that used to run around in the wood, looking like Alan Moore and fighting to create a common language from little hand-me-down scraps of Europe. It’s fun and fruity and you won’t know what to expect, but after a few sips, you’ll begin to understand it.
That’s why we suspect Chaucer would be happy to share his name with these four bottles. Anybody who came up with the Wife of Bath would certainly be okay with mead endorsements.
Chaucer’s Mead 750ml 2-Pack
- Honey Sources: Sierra Nevada Mountains, Mountain Wildflower and Sage; Southern California,
- Alfalfa and Orange Blossom
- Harvest Season: May 15 – July 15
- Total Acidity in Wine: 8.3 g/100 mls
- Residual Sugar: 10% by weight
- Alcohol: 11%
- Cases Produced: 14,000
- Honey Sources: Sierras Nevada Mountains, Mountain Wildflower & Sage; Southern California,
- Alfalfa, Orange Blossom
- Raspberry Source: Driscoll’s, Watsonville, CA
- Blend: 85% Honey, 15% Raspberry Wine
- Harvest Season: May 15 – July 15
- Total Acidity in Wine: .79 grams/100mls
- Residual Sugar: 11.2% by weight
- Alcohol: 10%
The raspberries for this wine are from Driscoll’s berry growers in the Watsonville, CA area. The honey used to make the Mead is a blend of alfalfa, orange blossom, sage and mountain wildflower collected from our local bee keepers in Northern California.
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Rules and restrictions:
- Wine sold by winery
- You must be 21 or older to order
- Whoever receives the package must be 21 or older
- If you're drunk when the package shows up, you will not be allowed to receive it
- Wine cannot be delivered to a P.O. Box
- We highly recommend you use a business address as your shipping address
Thanks to stick-in-the-mud buzzkilling state legislators, wine may only be delivered to the following states:
- Arizona
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