Go on, have another. And another. And another.
Buy a Chateau Epernay Corkscrew and you'll be able to open wine for people. What other gift could be better than THAT?
For us, a Woot-Off means never having to say "don't you think you've had enough?" As long as you want more, we'll keep pouring. Until your order is delivered, the only intoxication you'll get will be the rush of saving money on great wine. But we've found that can be pretty powerful stuff.