Wilkommen in Winetoberfest!
"The old man's last word was 'Rosewood'? I guess we'll never know what it means."
Winetoberfest: it's not just an empty, meaningless name for another typical Wine.Woot-Off! Oh, wait, that's exactly what it is. But who needs a snappy marketing label for great deals like these? (Of course, if you happen to have any ideas along those lines, let us know.)