Chateau Epernay Cork Screw - Mahogany

by wootbot

Here we go again!

Buy a Chateau Epernay Corkscrew and you'll be able to open wine for people. What other gift could be better than THAT?

Fresh start, guys and gals. This is gonna be our big year. We're gonna cut out the sugar, start making our bed in the morning, and make a concerted effort to hide our prison tattoos. We're gonna reduce our soda intake and stop lighting fires in public restrooms. Yep, 2014 is gonna be great!