Anything Else Is Just Frontin’
There are exactly two ways to look ultra-cool while opening a bottle of wine.
The first way requires you to be sitting on a wet street lit with blue or green light after escaping from the police. You’ll say pfah with contempt, pick up a bottle from the early 1800s, say look at this swill, eh? and flip it backwards in your hand while catching the neck against the pavement, shattering the top. You’ll then poor it devil-may-care into your mouth and turn to your shocked and amazed companion, offer them a drink, and mumble Life’s too short, my friend! as you roll and light a cigarette. Later, you’ll both steal a car and escape to the mountains.
The second way is much simpler. You only have to take a Chateau Epernay Cork Screw out of its box.
It doesn’t matter if you pick the mahogany or the bamboo or the rosewood or the ebony or the anigre or the bone, each Chateau Epernay Cork Screw will be hand-crafted and built with fine stainless steel. You’ll impress your friends, enrage your enemies, and get a polite nod from acquaintances and strangers.
Plus with the Chateau Epernay Cork Screw, you won’t worry about getting glass in your mouth like some kind of street rat. Just because it looks cool in the movies doesn’t mean it’s a good idea. Ever hear of special effects and breakaway glass? The Chateau Epernay Cork Screw is really the way to go.
Chateau Epernay Handmade Stainless Steel Corkscrew
Hand-crafted from quality natural materials and 18/10 stainless steel, this unique wine implement boasts a double ratchet for easy opening, an easy-flip knife for one-hand operation and a Teflon (R) coated worm for easy cork penetration. Comes in a gift box and carrier a limited lifetime warranty. Measures approx. 4.5" long.
Choose: Mahogany, Bamboo, True Bone (bovine), Rosewood, Anigre Wood or exotic Ebony Wood
Anigre Wood & Stainless Steel includes a 3” Stainless Steel French Cheese Knife along with the Teflon (R) coated worm.
- Mahongany Corkscrew and Case
- Bamboo Corkscrew and Case
- True Bone Corkscrew and Case
- Rosewood Corkscrew and Case
- Anigre Wood Corkscrew and Case
- Ebony Wood Corkscrew and Case
In the box:
(1) Chateau Epernay Handmade Stainless Steel Corkscrew (Choose Your Trim)