Soup Du Jour
If you can afford enough of this to fill a hot tub, more power to ya.
"TRUST ME. You're gonna love it."
I don't know.
"Listen. I get it. It's unconventional. One ton per acre. One percent residual sugar."
It's not that. It's just …
"Shhh. Don't say another word. Just put this to your lips and then tell me you still feel that way."
I'd really rather not, if you don't mind.
"You won't regret it. Peach. Pineapple. Citrus. Coconut. The aromas and flavors are really very stunning."
That may be, but …
"And the palate, there's real richness there, and viscosity. It's fantastic with this mango salsa."
"Jeez, Jessica! What is the hesitation here?"
I'm sorry. I'm just not drinking wine out of a hot tub. And you've been stewing in it all day! Seems unsanitary.
"Whatever. More for me."