Brandini Toffee and Toppers

by wootbot

if you don't buy these, it'll be a catastroffee

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways: Your lips are like unto butter in their richness, their sweetness, but not their color. Your heart is as pure as cane sugar. And finally, the almonds... uh, the shape of your nostrils, maybe? Poetry is hard.