Bottle on Ice 3-Pack
The heat is on.
It's time to put this party...on ice.
Man, I've got to get some sunglasses to put on when I say lines like that.
Did you hear me? I said it was time to put this-
Ah, never mind. No one was listening. Again. Man, I'm having terrible luck with these one-liners. I've been carrying around this Bottle On Ice 3-Pack the whole night offering to put various things on ice and so far no one's even listening to me.
You'd think a guy with the ability to chill bottles of wine, beer, champagne, liquor, or just about anything else in a colorful and unique bag perfect for gifting or just keeping yourself would be more appreciated. It's not like I'm leaking; these things are waterproof.
Whatever. Fickle be the hearts of men, I guess. Oh, oh! Here comes a woman!
Hey, whaddya say we put this party...on i-
Where are you going?!
