An Enchanting Decanting Incantation
"And with these words shall a demon rise! Bodega Iaccarini Cabernet Sauvignon!"
"It worked! It worked! I summoned you in a cloud of cedar, spice, and vanilla from the depths of the Stygian wastes beyond all that is-"
Look, I got things to do. What's it going to be?
"Uh, OK, uh, go forth and destroy my enemies!"
Not really my thing.
"All right, lemme see, uh, OK: bring the heart of my beloved under my irresistible sway."
Sorry, can't help you there either.
"So what can you do?"
Fill your palate with a balanced, intense flavor, pretty much. Oh, there might be some side effects, too: a sense of well-being, a loss of physical coordination, lowered inhibitions. Pretty standard stuff.
"Oh. Well, OK. I'll give that a try, I guess."
Cool. Enjoy. Hey, looks like I'm being summoned elsewhere. Party on or whatever.