Bear Cave Seller
The only wine made for bears, by bears.
Hello, ma’am, sorry to bother you at home, but could I have just a moment of your time? Oh, no, I’m not here to try to change your religion, I know that this is a Jesuit town, through and through. No, I’m here to talk about an exciting wine I have to offer. It’s a Bear Cave 2006 Cabernet Sauvignon, and it’s the only wine specifically designed for bears.
Now, I know what you’re going to say. Why does my bear need to drink wine? And I hear you, but tell me this: why does ANYBODY need to drink wine? It’s about enjoying life. And doesn’t your bear deserve that much? With Bear Cave wine for bears, you’ll find that-
Oh, you don’t have a bear? Oh, you think I’m an insane man? Oh, you’re calling the police?