Anaba Wines Chardonnay Sampler (4)
Anaba Misunderstanding
"Cahn I haf anaba?"
"Sure buddy, we've got two Anaba chardonnays. Would you prefer the Wente Clone?"
"Wad?"
"They're both Sonoma Valley Chardonnays, but the Wente Clone is a little deeper and more complex, while the other is crisp and refreshing."
"Naw naw. I juss wann anaba beew."
"I'm not sure if Anaba has a wine named 'Beew.'"
"Naw! Beeeew! Beeeewr."
"Beer?"
"Yeb. Anaba beew, pwease."
"Anaba doesn't make beer. It's a winery!"
"I don wan wine. I wan anaba beew."
"And I'm telling you Anaba doesn't brew beer, friend!"
"I hab a dendiss appoinmem."
"Sorry?"
"A dendiss. He pewed my teef. He gabe me novogain."
"A tendril poured you heat and gave you no vacay? I wonder if you've had enough."
"Ow!"
"What happened?"
"I hewt my taith."
"Oh, so you want a mai tai now? You got it."
