Oh, Madaline. That’s not what I meant at all.
No, wait. Let me explain. Please don’t yell!
When I said “nice rack,” I was just trying to say that your Alexander 30 Tube Spice Rack is nice! I swear! I’m not that kind of guy at all. You’ve got it all wrong! There’s no need to- okay, sure, let’s get your husband in here. Fine.
Patrick, let me explain exactly what happened. I walked into the kitchen to freshen up my drink, I saw the new spice rack full of 30 spices from around the world neatly and stylishly arranged in clear vials on a three-tier rack and thought it looked rather nice. I saw Madaline leaning over the island to reach for a stuffed mushroom and I complimented her on the…nice…er, rack…uh, of spices. That she had. Has. Owns. You know what I mean, dammit!
Look this is all one big misunderstanding! Madaline I’m sorry I offended you but this is all blown out of proportion! How long have we known each other? I would never say something like that to you, I love you like you were my sister!
Besides, you’re much too small-chested for that to even make sense! Am I right?
- For chefs who love spices, this spectacular set of 30 spices from around the world is sure to become the ultimate resource
- An efficient and stylish way to display your favorite herbs & spices neatly arranged in clear vials
- It offers a world of flavors, artfully arranged in an attractive three-tier rack
- Chrome-finish rack with 30 spice filled acrylic tubes
- Stainless steel caps on tubes
- 30 spices from around the world
- Dimensions: 10.75” W X 3.78” D X 9.61” H
- Black peppercorns
- Garam masala
- Chinese five spice
- Ground Cumin
- Crushed red pepper
- Minced Garlic
- Ground Mustard
- Sichuan peppercorns
- Italian Herb Mix
- Cinnamon sticks
- Sea salt
- Minced onion
- Garlic Salt
- Roasted Sesame
- Bay Leaves
- Celery Salt
- Vegetable Mix
- Herb Mix