Wilkommen in Winetoberfest!
Noone could carry six bottles of wine with ease! But you're not as strong as Mr. Noone. So you need a 6-Bottle Hanging Leather Holster. No one should be without it.
Winetoberfest: it's not just an empty, meaningless name for another typical Wine.Woot-Off! Oh, wait, that's exactly what it is. But who needs a snappy marketing label for great deals like these? (Of course, if you happen to have any ideas along those lines, let us know.)