Any Time is Wine Time! Especially Right Now.
Noone could carry six bottles of wine with ease! But you're not as strong as Mr. Noone. So you need a 6-Bottle Hanging Leather Holster. No one should be without it.
Go ahead: try to explain to your less vino-inclined friends and family what a Wine Woot Off is. Watch as their eyes widen in horror while you describe queing up with a bunch of strangers to eagerly snatch up bottle after bottle in a 24-hour festival of wine gluttony. Then smile as they ask you again for the URL.