Bolstered by candy cane columns.
"Alright, Patterson family. You haven't seen your home since the Tool Network Hostile Home Makeover Takeover started four months ago. Are you ready for the big reveal?"
Those who drink from double walled wine glasses shouldn't throw stones ... but really, as a general rule, no one should be throwing stones.
Ask Me Anything
Looks like old Pete's been hittin' the board game a little hard. He's got the zinzigs again.
Gentlemen and lady of the True Fabrications Board, we thank you for the opportunity to meet on this frosty afternoon. My colleagues and I realize you're the busiest professionals in the fabrications-of-things industry, and that is why we're so very eager to share our latest innovation with you.
We Wish You An Efficiently Executed Christmas
Forgot a gift for that special someone-you-should-begrudgingly-buy-a-gift-for? We've got you covered.
Gift the gift that says, "You look like a drunk on the go!"
Don't actually fill it with lasagna.
"Alrighty, so I'll just set this wine tote down and WHAT THE - "
"Greetings, hello! I am the Genie of the Wine Tote."
Balsamic Badger Cares.
You know what they say! “You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar.” To that, we ask: Who wants a bunch of flies?
You want another? Go on then. No one's stopping you.
You seem a little Gårded. Here, have a drink. Loosen up.