XYZin Vine Age Series Zinfandel (3)
May Showers (of Wine) Bring Happy Hours
This wine is delicious from A to Zin.
This wine is delicious from A to Zin.
A True Fabrications item is perfect for your desk at Military Intelligence.
The scariest thing about this wine is an empty bottle.
Buy a Chateau Epernay Corkscrew and you'll be able to open wine for people. What other gift could be better than THAT?
Sweet Sparkling Riesling! That's what you can start yelling when something surprises you.
Don't be offended when someone tells you your wine tastes like dirt. Forest floor is an acquired taste.
Big Bordeaux was one of Jack Kirby's New Gods, wasn't she?
If your dinner is watching its weight, this is not the wine to serve.
Wines are like people. A little oxygen, and they're at their best. Too much oxygen, and they blow up like a balloon and go flying through the air. Oh, what, you're too good for cartoons or something?
Look, rock candy is wonderful and all, but you're an adult now. You need an entirely different mountain to dream about.