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Wine Bottle Bamboo Cork Collector

Speed to First Woot:
1m 29.992s
First Sucker:
Steve-Zodiac
Last Wooter to Woot:
mill
Last Purchase:
a year ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 44% of Wine Woots
Bottom 40% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 17% of Wine Woots
Top 25% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 7% first woot
  • 5% second woot
  • 26% < 10 woots
  • 24% < 25 woots
  • 37% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 74% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 82% bought 1
  • 13% bought 2
  • 5% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Quality Posts



Cesare


quality posts: 1187 Private Messages Cesare

Wine Bottle Bamboo Cork Collector
$14.99 + $5 shipping
CONDITION: New
PRODUCT: 1 Bamboo Bottle Cork Collector

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-il Cesare
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“In the entire world there are only a few sounds that bring joy to all but the most jaded. One is the murmur of a kitten purring. Another is the thwack of a well-pitched baseball hitting a perfectly swung bat. And the third is the pop of a cork being pulled from a bottle of wine.” —George Taber

thumperchick


quality posts: 145 Private Messages thumperchick

Greshmahg


quality posts: 45 Private Messages Greshmahg

Cork collecting...

#firstworldproblems

Tiamat114


quality posts: 48 Private Messages Tiamat114

This is one of those things if you told me existed, I wouldn't have believed you because I'd never thought about it before. I thought it was a birdcage and got confused.

rluxemburg


quality posts: 6 Private Messages rluxemburg

Jeer all you like, cynics, but I'm in for two.

One for me, one for a gift.

rpr63501


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rpr63501

Possibly the worst Wine Woot ever.

mdnorman


quality posts: 46 Private Messages mdnorman

This is the most beautiful bamboo wine bottle cork collector I have ever seen!

luisifer777


quality posts: 4 Private Messages luisifer777

So it is a cage for corks....ok.

Greshmahg


quality posts: 45 Private Messages Greshmahg
rpr63501 wrote:Possibly the worst Wine Woot ever.



I dunno, those cocktail napkins with the cliché sayings on them is tough to beat.

tytiger58


quality posts: 62 Private Messages tytiger58

I need one in a hogshead size....

What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? ~ W. C. Fields

“Freedom is something that dies unless it's used” Hunter S Thompson




parkermc


quality posts: 20 Private Messages parkermc

It looks like a slim birdcage. People would think I buried my bird under all the corks. o.O

chipgreen


quality posts: 84 Private Messages chipgreen

This would have been ok for an hour or two during the woot-off....

bigfrank


quality posts: 7 Private Messages bigfrank

So if it is a plastic cork you can not use it

join me in the hot tub at www.bigfrankshottub.com

mdnorman


quality posts: 46 Private Messages mdnorman

I think I should point out that this bamboo cork collector is NOT for collections of bamboo corks. In fact, bamboo corks don't exist.

brainchasm


quality posts: 6 Private Messages brainchasm

Jesus Christ, I almost bought two! What the Force brain...

hehthuryo


quality posts: 34 Private Messages hehthuryo

$20.41 on Amazon. After shipping, you're really paying the same price. Not much of a deal, in my opinion.

http://www.amazon.com/Oenophilia-Bamboo-Cork-Collectors-Bottle/dp/B005CCS2F6/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1337836917&sr=8-4

calebmitchell


quality posts: 64 Private Messages calebmitchell

This would be great for storing up all those corks you need for the thousands of cork projects on Pinterest.

dersimden


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dersimden
hehthuryo wrote:$20.41 on Amazon. After shipping, you're really paying the same price. Not much of a deal, in my opinion.

http://www.amazon.com/Oenophilia-Bamboo-Cork-Collectors-Bottle/dp/B005CCS2F6/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1337836917&sr=8-4



There was a used one---"Like new" it says---for $5.97 with prime shipping. I picked it up. I am actually collecting corks so this will be of use.

Still a GO!

Harporose


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Harporose

It would let them dry out, rather than getting all smelly in something closed up. Will the opening allow for champagne corks?

Harporose


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Harporose
thumperchick wrote:Can this be used to collect the new plastic based "corks" - they count too!

Oh, they don't? Darn.



Watch out on the plastic models -- if the opener pokes all the way thru, they will leak. The 'real' corks 'heal' most opener holes.

Harporose


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Harporose
calebmitchell wrote:This would be great for storing up all those corks you need for the thousands of cork projects on Pinterest.



So, you've seen the frames and trivets and doorway dangly things made of used corks!

khunjeff


quality posts: 12 Private Messages khunjeff

I know why the caged cork sings...

Tassadar2k03


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Tassadar2k03

Whoever fits the most in their's wins!

Tunes4u


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Tunes4u

THIS is how the woot-off ends?????

You gotta be kiddin' me......

I am SO glad I know NOBODY who would bother with such a thing!!!

And I am quite sure THIS is a quality post, although I doubt I get credit
for it.
I love you all anyway.......lol

Let's drink....shall we?

I am having the Helix 2006 Pomatia that I purchased here many moons ago.....2-17-10 to be exact......

Here...let me be a rat for ya.....it was good. Not the best....but a good solid drunk....drink......you know.......and just so ya know...I would be happy to rat for you all anytime....I keep it simple....

Yeah yeah........

But frankly Scarlet.....

lol

Cheers you bunch a wineos.....

It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking wine: the arrival of a friend; one's present or future thirst; the excellence of the wine; or any other reason.

Jimbobthemonkey


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Jimbobthemonkey

Put a cork in it.

pangalmin


quality posts: 2 Private Messages pangalmin

I have been waiting for this. I have bought 6 woot roombas and they just push the corks around. I would try the dysons, but i dont want to pause my roku.

texanfromin


quality posts: 3 Private Messages texanfromin

For those of you curious how this contraption works:

Wine corks spend most of their lives learning how to go into bottles, so they never really learn how to go out. When one of them stumbles on the opening, they crawl right inside of the cage. Once they are inside, though, they can't seem to find the way out. The exception is younger corks who are small enough to leave the opening easily, because you want to let them grow into an adult cork before capturing them.

cornellbigred


quality posts: 6 Private Messages cornellbigred

fill it up quick: www.widgetco.com/used-wine-corks. cheater

curtisuxor


quality posts: 46 Private Messages curtisuxor

Why would you use a cork collector? Everyone knows you should soak the cork instead.

mawy


quality posts: 8 Private Messages mawy

I'm actually considering getting a couple of these as gifts. Does anyone know if the bottom or side opens up for easy removal of those corks destined for craft work?

kmontrose


quality posts: 26 Private Messages kmontrose

My father-in-law makes things out of used corks. This would be perfect for him. I would get it for Fathers Day, but I don't like to encourage that kind of behavior.

miken927


quality posts: 116 Private Messages miken927

My local market collects used corks for recycling, as do some Whole Foods I believe. Here's a Huff Post article about cork recycling.

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I Bet on Sky

kmontrose


quality posts: 26 Private Messages kmontrose
curtisuxor wrote:Why would you use a cork collector? Everyone knows you should soak the cork instead.



Now that's funny!

kmontrose


quality posts: 26 Private Messages kmontrose
Harporose wrote:Watch out on the plastic models -- if the opener pokes all the way thru, they will leak. The 'real' corks 'heal' most opener holes.



Seriously?
I use a wine stopper on the rare occasion when there's wine left in the bottle.

ArtWorksMetal


quality posts: 5 Private Messages ArtWorksMetal

We got a carefully constructed window out of an old farmhouse decorated with a hundred or so used corks. Blech!. One man's cutesy craftsy crap is another man's tacky crap.

This would be cool if you think collecting corks is cool. Just don't gift it (or your corks) unless you are positive that that person has the same hobby.

Asceticism is for those that can't afford Hedonism.

jeffrjohn


quality posts: 3 Private Messages jeffrjohn

Will champagne corks fit through the top?

slm9951


quality posts: 6 Private Messages slm9951
texanfromin wrote:For those of you curious how this contraption works:

Wine corks spend most of their lives learning how to go into bottles, so they never really learn how to go out. When one of them stumbles on the opening, they crawl right inside of the cage. Once they are inside, though, they can't seem to find the way out. The exception is younger corks who are small enough to leave the opening easily, because you want to let them grow into an adult cork before capturing them.



You almost made me spit my coffee all over the table this morning while reading your post!!! Thanks for my first laugh of the day!!

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 316 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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Tunes4u wrote:THIS is how the woot-off ends?????



Nah, this is just the typical non-wine Thursday offering where everyone gets to hone their critiquing skills. In other words, complain.