Josephus wrote:
apparently too subtle for no1...

didn't realize you were so territorial that you get riled up over someone else covering the same ground. but then again, by that reasoning there ought to be no haikus allowed after the first one posted.

no1 wrote:didn't realize you were so territorial that you get riled up over someone else covering the same ground. but then again, by that reasoning there ought to be no haikus allowed after the first one posted.

it's a wonder you can see the ground, with your huge outpouring of haikus! or...

ten thousand haikus
oh wow, the enormity
no1s av'rage day

two little children
fighting over minutia
no one really cares

FenStar wrote:no one really cares

awwwwwww you flatter me.

first dog in orbit
laika died alone in space
became falling star

no1 wrote:awwwwwww you flatter me.

No one as in nobody, not as in #1 (urination.)

FenStar wrote:No one as in nobody, not as in #1 (urination.)

that's me: no one.

"Hal, close the airlock."
"I'm afraid I can't do that,
Dave, you're out of luck."

DaveInSoCal wrote:"Hal, close the airlock."
"I'm afraid I can't do that,
Dave, you're out of luck."

i thought dave wanted hal to open the door so he could reenter the ship...?

So many wonderful star-kus to read through this morning over coffee!

A bit later: Well, I've read through and picked some of my favorites which you can see linked to in the first post!

Thank you all for playing - even the staff! It was nice to see you out and playing and let's do some more creative noodling soon!

< < insult everyone > >

I feel better now.

FenStar wrote:< < insult everyone > >

I feel better now.

Wasn't in the form of a haiku, so... I reject the negative!

inkycatz wrote:Wasn't in the form of a haiku, so... I reject the negative!

I was thinking that all insults on woot should have to take the fork of a haiku.

Your mamma so fat
She sat on a lump of coal
'thought she laid a diamond

I don't know, this is rather hard to do.

These ones I am coming up with aren't funny or even mildly insulting, someone help me out here!

I once tried insulting Josephususus
I ran out of syllables
and looked rather dumb

FenStar wrote:I once tried insulting Josephususus
I ran out of syllables
and looked rather dumb

i really don't have any reason to insult josephus in particular, but since you used his name i will follow suit:

josephus in space
a teeny, tiny p****
it is cold out there.

i like to eat beans
gas will get me to the moon
but not bring me back

the waste dump 'sploded
we lost moonbase alpha in
nineteen ninety nine.

facehugger grabs me.
game over, man. game over.
none can hear my screams.

history prof gill
violates prime directive
makes nazzi planet.

ate candy, phoned home.
the extraterrestrial
gave us the finger.

Mercury Venus
Earth Mars Jupiter Saturn
Uranus Neptune

GodfatherND wrote:Mercury Venus
Earth Mars Jupiter Saturn
Uranus Neptune

Well, there's your proof that Pluto wasn't meant to be a planet ... simply no room for it in a planetary haiku.

GodfatherND wrote:Mercury Venus
Earth Mars Jupiter Saturn
Uranus Neptune

Mind=blown