Are you "Zinn" with that?

You're so sophisticated you think Zin is a white grape

richardhod wrote:You're so sophisticated you think Zin is a white grape

Minus the skins... you get a white zin.

bacall20 wrote:Minus the skins... you get a white zin.

ha ha!
people who only drink white zin from the supermarket usually don't dress in white tie or drink cote rotie
... i hate explaining jokes, but i think you did get it...

ok, how about this classic?


A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you."

Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"

She replies, "It's me...talking to the wine."

Anyone who repeats the Sideways Merlot quote has already insulted him/herself.

Plonk would be wasted on you.

You went to Napa for the Cabaret.

Ok here's one:

"You're almost as annoying as one of those ostentatious cork-sniffing wine snobs, and I say almost because nothing on earth is as annoying as a wine snob."

Too long?

Here is a couple I have heard:

He needs to be decanted and made to sit quietly for a while.

He was blended with not enough syrah and too much welch's.

The only reason we invited him is to make the King Cotton Peach wine look more attractive.

Well, now we know why he was only $3.00 a bottle.

= LOU =