WineWootaholic wrote:You "might be" a wine woot addict, if you set yourself up with several ID's. just in case you actually have the money, to buy more than the 3 allowed...

Or even worse, if you don't have the money, and buy them anyway.

WineWootaholic wrote:You "might be" a wine woot addict, if you set yourself up with several ID's. just in case you actually have the money, to buy more than the 3 allowed...

Or to get two birthday discount codes.

And they're both black.

Not that I know anybody like that...

You might be a Wine Woot addict.....

if you have so much wine coming from Wine Woot that you don't care if one offer is two weeks late.

Or three weeks.


Or four.....

If you try to type cardigan and instead type out carignan...

You might be.

Lighter wrote:Now I have to figure out which bill is getting a late payment so I can do this!

If you have to choose between paying a bill or buying the current offer, and you choose the wine...

... you probably are a w.w addict!

If you look at your favorite places/bookmarks on your internet, and notice the top 3 places, are wine.woot, wine.woot/monday, wine.woot/forums.

You might be a.....

When the number of wooter friends on Facebook outnumbers your other lists, and you've met most of them in person...

... you might be ...

If you talk your friends into buying $150 HALF bottles of wine.

**(sorry)**

not.

When the offer comes up, and you're like, yay chard, I can pass!

When putting the credit cards in the freezer doesn't work... because you have PayPal... and you have memorized the security numbers for the credit cards...

...,yeah. You're in trouble.

CpprCr8 wrote:When putting the credit cards in the freezer doesn't work... because you have PayPal... and you have memorized the security numbers for the credit cards...

...,yeah. You're in trouble.

Nevermind the security numbers, I memorized the account numbers!

...when your job frequently requires running 2 concurrent computers for streaming live events, and upon seeing a wine.woot-off, you immediately send a high-priority email to your I.T. Department to bring a third laptop to your office so you can better "keep an eye on 'things.'"

[insert cry for help]

WV69 wrote:...when your job frequently requires running 2 concurrent computers for streaming live events, and upon seeing a wine.woot-off, you immediately send a high-priority email to your I.T. Department to bring a third laptop to your office so you can better "keep an eye on 'things.'"

[insert cry for help]

This is truly scary.

When you sit around all night with a bottle of wine and refuse to go anywhere else because there has been quite a wootoff going on and you have already missed much awesomeness because of work and your stupid HTC phone that would not login so now it is just you, your laptop and this bottle of Syrah your little bro got your for Christmas as you watch the wootoff unfold on w.w...

You might be a w.w addict!

And you might also have a bit of a buzz.

Krugsters wrote:If you talk your friends into buying $150 HALF bottles of wine.

**(sorry)**

not.

Heh, only just noticed this one. Good one, even though it's only relation to wine.woot addict is that is how I met you.

cheron98 wrote:If you keep a corkscrew in your car because "It's an essential tool", just in case you go somewhere and they don't have a corkscrew...

... well, yeah.

Exactly!! I keep one not only in my travel toiletry bag, but also my suitcase and backpack. You can never be too prepared...

ssufish wrote:Exactly!! I keep one not only in my travel toiletry bag, but also my suitcase and backpack. You can never be too prepared...

Just be sure to put it in your checked suitcase, not your carry-on, if you're flying.

You might be a wine.woot addict if you're still reading ddeuddeg's preposterous rambles even after it has become clear that he's gone over the edge.
EDIT: Technically, I guess that only makes you a wine.woot pub addict.

We keep a Leatherman picnic tool in the Aztek(the party car).Corkscrew,knife for cheese and other stuff.SO took it on vacation to Wyoming last year and forgot to check it on the way back.I saw the security guy at the airport open up the knife to her and thought she was going to jail.They let her mail it home.

ddeuddeg wrote:Just be sure to put it in your checked suitcase, not your carry-on, if you're flying.

I wonder, could one board with an ah-so?

bkarney wrote:I wonder, could one board with an ah-so?

Probably not. The shafts are too long. They get skittish over metal nail files. I can only imagine what they would think with an ah-so.

WV69 wrote:...when your job frequently requires running 2 concurrent computers for streaming live events, and upon seeing a wine.woot-off, you immediately send a high-priority email to your I.T. Department to bring a third laptop to your office so you can better "keep an eye on 'things.'"

[insert cry for help]

You truly transcend awesome

When the first thing you think of when you wife is on the way to the hospital to give birth is getting a labrat bottle.

ddeuddeg wrote:Just be sure to put it in your checked suitcase, not your carry-on, if you're flying.

I got tagged by that the last time I flew. I was receiving some wine at my wine locker and the Wellington club shipment came with an opener. I put it my my computer bag (have to enter things directly into CellarTracker) and just forgot about it until TSA pulled me aside and reminded me...

-- T
(not an addict...)

zTimothyBz wrote:I got tagged by that the last time I flew. I was receiving some wine at my wine locker and the Wellington club shipment came with an opener. I put it my my computer bag (have to enter things directly into CellarTracker) and just forgot about it until TSA pulled me aside and reminded me...

-- T
(not an addict...)

SWMBO carries a corkscrew in her purse (I'm the addict) and TSA said she could take it on board, no worries (addiction enabled).

JOATMON wrote:When the first thing you think of when you wife is on the way to the hospital to give birth is getting a labrat bottle.

Are congrats in order or was this someone else?

When you're busy three of the next four weekends to meet wooters in three different states.

tenuki wrote:Are congrats in order or was this someone else?

When you're busy three of the next four weekends to meet wooters in three different states.

I believe it was Pengu1n who did so.

...when you try to open up Word by going to Start->Run and entering winword and it takes you 5 tries because your fingers keep trying to make it wineword...

JOATMON wrote:You might be a Wine Woot addict.....

if you have so much wine coming from Wine Woot that you don't care if one offer is two weeks late.

Or three weeks.


Or four.....

Or you hope they are two three or four weeks late!

cheron98 wrote:If you're watching Two and a Half Men and convince yourself that the wine in the background in Monkey Prize...

... you might be a w.w addict

If your working on Two and a Half Men and watching a wine wootoff on your phone and you excuse yourself during a take to try and get a set of Corison verticals before they sell out!

I need help!!!

Cheers!

tytiger58 wrote:If your working on Two and a Half Men and watching a wine wootoff on your phone and you excuse yourself during a take to try and get a set of Corison verticals before they sell out!

I need help!!!

Cheers!

Does this mean that the bottle in the background of Two and a Half Men could actually have been Monkey Prize?

JOATMON wrote:Does this mean that the bottle in the background of Two and a Half Men could actually have been Monkey Prize?

Already proven it wasn't.

You might be a Wine.Woot addict if you ....


.... are holding wine for a fellow wooter (non Woot wine) in one of your wine lockers, and it's not in the first one (opening all the boxes it could be in), you start on the second one (opening the ones on the outside that it could be in), and then decide to look in the boxes in the third one.

And the two bottles you are looking for are on top with the other loose ones in the third locker. Where you put them so you could find them easily when it was time.

You might be a Wine.Woot addict...

Memorial day

7:30am
Wake up to coffee with Le Caramel syrup.

1:30pm Finish up a bottle of Macrostie syrah while making a homemade pizza with Creminelli salami toppings.

3:30pm

Eat pizza with a bottle of La Famiglia Barbara.

6:30pm

Strawberry's drizzled with Cavedoni Italian Balsamic.

8:30pm

Ice cream with Le Caramel topping!

I would like to thank WD and Wine.Woot for helping me grow this second chin and in general helping me look more like Jabba the Hut!

Cheers!

When you finally get around to updating your CellarTracker and remove a good case and a half of Woot Cellars wines and add in about a case of mixed others, and this is the result you get:



... you might just be a wine.woot! addict.

When you see someone else talking about groupings in CT and you do your own, and this is what you see:

Purchases Grouped By: Store 18 found (since June'07)
Wine.Woot (462 bottles, avg. $16.28, total $7,519.67)
Wine Library (232 bottles, avg. $17.50, total $4,059.54)
Winery (41 bottles, avg. $22.67, total $929.36)
Cinderella Wine (WL) (24 bottles, avg. $25.92, total $622.00)
Wines 'Til Sold Out (47 bottles, avg. $12.99, total $610.57)
WineBid (12 bottles, avg. $38.89, total $466.69)

AND

Wines Grouped By: Producer 160 found
Woot Cellars (60 bottles, 11.05%)
Ty Caton (46 bottles & 2 pending, 8.84%)
Wellington Vineyards (44 bottles, 8.10%)
Twisted Oak (20 bottles & 1 pending, 3.87%)
Kent Rasmussen (17 bottles, 3.13%)
Super Hero Wines (13 bottles, 2.39%)
Vino Noceto (13 bottles, 2.39%)
Scott Harvey (11 bottles, 2.03%)
Corison (6 bottles & 4 pending, 1.84%)
Madison Cellars (9 bottles, 1.66%)


....you might be a Wine.Woot addict!

Amateurs!!!


Woot Cellars (108 bottles, 9.57%) - Not including 12 more Albino Rhino Edit: Umm, err, plus 3 more EHP gift packs.

Wine.Woot (580 bottles)

cheron98 wrote:If your UPS store guy asks, as he hands you a box of wine, "So is your house just, like, filled with wine?"

And the only answer you can give is, "Pretty much..."

... you might be a wine.woot addict.

Today, while dropping off a case, my FedEx guy said "Dang, Mr. Simmons, I want to come party with you!" and it reminded me of this thread.

I'm sure its been mentioned before....

When you receive wine you completely forgot you bought.... yup, you might be a wine.woot addict!

If you start discussing who/what/when each of the Woot Cellars wines were offered on Wine.Woot on a special thread just for them ......

.... you might be a WWA!