If you know all the Princess Bride characters and quotes, but have never seen the movie ...

... you might be a wine.woot addict.

If you ask what "pulling a nallie" is, and you figure you'll get an answer...

...well, okay, that has nothing to do with w.w. addiction. I just really want to know.

(BUT--if you find yourself walking through the grocery store--or liquor store--and turning up your nose at THEIR offerings...you just might be a wine.woot addict.)

If you have to recruit more wootleggers to evade the Woot address checker...

... you might be a wine.woot! addict.

bardolator wrote:If you ask what "pulling a nallie" is, and you figure you'll get an answer...

...well, okay, that has nothing to do with w.w. addiction. I just really want to know.

Our [dear] Nallie is famous for saying she is really, really, really going to bed, and then posting at least 3 more times (or for about a half hour) beyond her "Good night, all!" message.

If you research every offering to see IF it could be shipped to your state, then get WD to add your state, just so you have the opportunity to spend money you don't have ...



... I am a wine.woot addict

If you have 2 wine storage areas, and SWMBO only knows about 1 of them....

...You might be wine.woot addict

merryberry wrote:If you have 2 wine storage areas, and SWMBO only knows about 1 of them....

...You might be wine.woot addict

LOL!

polarbear22 wrote:If you know all the Princess Bride characters and quotes, but have never seen the movie ...

... you might be a wine.woot addict.

I'd probably qualify that with "or read the book," but that's just me.

If you try to incorporate wine drinking with non-wine activities and come up with a catchy name for the amalgamation (ex: sip and sail)...

...you might be a wine.woot addict.

joelsisk wrote:If you have more wine in your cellar that "belongs" to fellow wooters than most "normal" people have in their own personal collection

...you might be a wine.woot addict

Let's see...
6 for UBlink
3 for justplainjulie
3 for zmanonice
3 for dbergeron

Dammit!

If u take your laptop to a wine.woot tasting so that u can post in forums,

u might be...

If you post in a thread solely to have the Last Post in the topmost 6 threads on the w.o.w.w list...

...you might be a wine.woot! addict.

If you are having a conversation with someone on the forums even though you are physically in the same place...

...you might be a w.w addict.

If you modify the 5 Stages of Acceptance for Wine.Woot ......

.... You might be a wine.woot addict



If you take what another addict created and make it look nice and post the image ......

.... You might be a wine.woot addict

You are hoping you get ratted, even tho you didn't order..

yeah, no maybe about it. You are one.

If you post up comments on photos directed at other w.w members knowing full well that they'll be reading it...

... you might be a w.w addict...

... and so might be the ones the comments were directed at.

If you dance around the room singing "Petite Sirah Petite Sirah Petite Sirah Petite Sirah" over and over again while dancing around the room when it's in the Sunday night offering...

... you might be a wine.woot addict (with purple teeth).

PetiteSirah wrote:This is WAY overdue. 8A and I didn't invite WD and WF to D&D just for S&G.

If you can read that post and understand every bit of it...

... you might just be a wine.woot! addict.

Corrado wrote:I call "foul" on this one. No true wine.woot addict has never seen the Princess Bride. If one should present him/herself, I would be very put out!

I've seen bits and pieces of the movie, but have never sat down and watched it from beginning to end.

If you suddenly realized during a woot off that you weren't getting your EWN texts because you switched carriers (got an iPhone) and had to leave a patient room (feigning getting paged) to check the site...

you might be an addict!

(yes, I did fill out the form with my new carrier.... ;-)

...if you have pending deliveries to three different addresses(my Mom,my work,and my wine drinking buddy who has his own business)and they probably all think I have a problem.(my wine drinking buddy knows I have a problem,he helped start it and I made his worse)What,no deliveries to my house?Well,I have a regular woot and sellout.woot pending here.Guess I have woot problem.

If your UPS guy waves at you while you pass each other at 50mph, and you are nowhere near your place of business...

...you might be a wine.woot addict.

(yeah, that was yesterday *sigh*)

merryberry wrote:If you have 2 wine storage areas, and SWMBO only knows about 1 of them....

...You might be wine.woot addict

How about 3?

LoonBoarder wrote:How about 3?

No "might be" about it.

your UPS guy thinks your always drunk and hits on you at least twice a week.

I am an addict!

When SWMBO opens the CC bill, scans it, then gives you 'the look'...

[BTW, my kids' friends seem to think I bear a passing resemblance to Jeff Foxworthy, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.]

When you expect every winery to automatically give you a discount because you tell them you are a wine.wooter...

...you might be a wine.woot addict...

...and maybe a bit of a tightwad...

...but mostly an addict.

Corrado wrote:I call "foul" on this one. No true wine.woot addict has never seen the Princess Bride. If one should present him/herself, I would be very put out!

You're kidding, right? It's inconthievable you would be serious.

(Or theriouth.)

When the site goes down and you cry out on Facebook for someone to fix it, but mostly just blame it on Corrado...

... you might be a wine.woot! addict.

ddeuddeg wrote:Sheesh! How do you remember stuff in that much detail?
EDIT: Oh yeah, so could I when I was that young.

You might be a wine.woot addict when ...

... you remember details from a Wine.Woot event months or even a year ago better than you remember yesterday.

If you try to bargain with a winery to offer a wine.woot-like deal that will not be offered on wine.woot...

...you might be a wine.woot addict.

(Come on everyone! Email El Jefe. I want me some Twisted Whites.)

kylemittskus wrote:If you post in the pub from the hospital that you and your newborn children are fine minutes after birth...

...you could be a wine.woot addict.

Hey....you've done that too?

If you know exactly how many times Sparky has been ratted and are a wee bit jealous and planning some sort of revenge on a boat...

...you might be a wine.woot addict.

Speaking of which...

If you plan a summer wine tasting sailing for 40 wine wooters while on bed rest during a high risk pregnancy with twins and then continue planning with two newborns in the house.

...you might be a wine.woot addict.

If you are crazy enough to actually attempt to count the number of w.w gatherings that have ever been held...

... you might be a wine.woot addict.


If you are crazy enough to criticize said person for forgetting one of your area's past events...

... you're flippin' suicidal - cuz that first chick's been outdoors testing radios for, like, 4 straight weeks and still has 2 weeks to go!

Krugsters wrote:If you know exactly how many times Sparky has been ratted and are a wee bit jealous and planning some sort of revenge on a boat...

...you might be a wine.woot addict.

Speaking of which...

If you plan a summer wine tasting sailing for 40 wine wooters while on bed rest during a high risk pregnancy with twins and then continue planning with two newborns in the house.

...you might be a wine.woot addict.

Hey!


If you've flown cross-country 3 times to go to Eastern Wine.Woot gatherings, once to Chicago and Denver for Wine.Woot gatherings, and are still planning on flying cross-country again to get on a boat where other wooters may try to make you walk the plank .....

.... you might be a wine.woot addict.



If when looking at your Cellar Tracker, and you notice that your Wine.Woot purchases are almost double the next Store (and number 1 on the list) ......

..... you might be a wine.woot addict (and both are good reasons WHY you might be a multiple labrat!).