cheron98


quality posts: 123 Private Messages cheron98

If your UPS store guy asks, as he hands you a box of wine, "So is your house just, like, filled with wine?"

And the only answer you can give is, "Pretty much..."

... you might be a wine.woot addict.

I saw HitAnyKey42 on wine.woot! and clicked "I want one!"

kylemittskus


quality posts: 229 Private Messages kylemittskus

If you post in the pub from the hospital that you and your newborn children are fine minutes after birth...

...you could be a wine.woot addict.

"If drinking is bitter, change yourself to wine." -Rainer Maria Rilke

"Champagne is a very kind and friendly thing on a rainy night." -Isak Dinesen

cheron98


quality posts: 123 Private Messages cheron98

If half your paycheck goes to wine.woot and the other half goes to traveling all over the country to meet other wooters...

...you might be a wine.woot addict.

I saw HitAnyKey42 on wine.woot! and clicked "I want one!"

bardolator


quality posts: 3 Private Messages bardolator

If you wake up in the middle of the night (about 2 AM Eastern), look at the clock, and start to roll over and go back to sleep--only to realize, "Ooo! Monday morning!" and grab the Blackberry to check the new w.w. offering...

...you might be a wine.woot addict.

kylemittskus


quality posts: 229 Private Messages kylemittskus

If you have to hide wine.woot orders from your significant other or say that they are a wine club shipment...

... you could be a wine.woot addict.

"If drinking is bitter, change yourself to wine." -Rainer Maria Rilke

"Champagne is a very kind and friendly thing on a rainy night." -Isak Dinesen

ddeuddeg


quality posts: 29 Private Messages ddeuddeg

If you walk into the UPS depot to pick up your wine shipment, and the entire staff knows your name and address...

... you could be a wine.woot addict.

"Always keep a bottle of Champagne in the fridge for special occasions. Sometimes the special occasion is that you've got a bottle of Champagne in the fridge". - Hester Browne


Ddeuddeg's Cheesecake Cookbook

kylemittskus


quality posts: 229 Private Messages kylemittskus

If:

grate88 wrote: That said - I received 20 bottles of wine from wine.woot today and they all seemed fine. (8 Wellington zins, 6 Wellington cabs, 3 Ty Caton cabs, and 3 Trinitas Zins)...



... you could be addicted to wine.woot.

"If drinking is bitter, change yourself to wine." -Rainer Maria Rilke

"Champagne is a very kind and friendly thing on a rainy night." -Isak Dinesen

NonnaWY


quality posts: 0 Private Messages NonnaWY

If you have the WoW forums as a direct link on your Iphone/itouch and you check out what Sparky/Nallie/Cheron/Java/MW/Polarbear/bowtie/joelsisk has to say when you are on vacation in Europe...

you could be a wine.woot addict

I will drink no wine before it's time. What time is it, anyway?

Here's to the corkscrew - a useful key to unlock the storehouse of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship, and the gate of pleasant folly.

javadrinker


quality posts: 4 Private Messages javadrinker

If you can't help but call people by their wine.woot user name no matter how many times you've met them in the real world or even if they have a friggin' name tag on...

...you might be a wine.woot addict.

And the path to drunken poverty continues... Java's Stash at CT

  • Wine.woots: um, lost count.
  • Other woots: um, lost count too. I might have a problem.

canonizer


quality posts: 22 Private Messages canonizer

geez...

if you even look at a forum at 9.13pm to see if any labrats have checked in yet (for f's sake).

you might be a blah etc.

signed.

kylemittskus


quality posts: 229 Private Messages kylemittskus
canonizer wrote:geez...

if you even look at a forum at 9.13pm to see if any labrats have checked in yet (for f's sake).

you might be a blah etc.



If you vent about the lack of rats in the completely wrong thread in hopes that someone hears you...

... you could be a wine.woot addict.

"If drinking is bitter, change yourself to wine." -Rainer Maria Rilke

"Champagne is a very kind and friendly thing on a rainy night." -Isak Dinesen

kttest


quality posts: 2 Private Messages kttest

You drive or fly hundreds and hundreds of miles just to drink wine with people you've seen around the forums.

... you could be a wine.woot addict.

- Krista
"Wine is the most civilized thing in the world." -Ernest Hemingway.
NYC Tastings Summary courtesy of HAK

zmanonice


quality posts: 21 Private Messages zmanonice

If you are in Chile and just got back from a day of wine tasting, and you are reading this forum, you must be . . .

Z

mother


quality posts: 15 Private Messages mother

Everyone is going well over the top. I think:

"If you're reading this..."

Would suffice

bahwm


quality posts: 28 Private Messages bahwm

Or, when your UPS guy questions signature using new married name, saying, "I don't remember that name from here." Or, when the FedEx guy writes notes on the mailing label.

. . . you might be a wine.woot addict.

May our love be like good wine, grow stronger as it grows older. ~ Old English Toast

soochee


quality posts: 0 Private Messages soochee

If you've had to drive to the UPS Processing center in the middle of the night, because you kept missing your UPS guy and couldn't let your shipment to be returned.

...or now your UPS guy knows your schedule and will make an extra loop so that you get your wine.

... you might be a wine.woot addict.

MarkDaSpark


quality posts: 178 Private Messages MarkDaSpark

If you bring umpteen million Woot Monkeys to every Wine.Woot gathering .....

.... you might be a wine woot addict.


Someone has to put WD's kids thru college, but why does it have to be me!
*This post is for purposes of enabling only, and does not constitute any promise of helping pay for said enabling. It does indicate willingness to assist in drinking said wine.

cheron98


quality posts: 123 Private Messages cheron98

If your favorite corkscrew, stopper, and charms are all branded with wine.woot! and you have the logo plastered in various places throughout your house and on your car...

... you might be a wine.woot! addict.

I saw HitAnyKey42 on wine.woot! and clicked "I want one!"

Imagine4vr


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Imagine4vr

If you moved cross country and 1/2 your boxes have the woot! logo ...


... you might be a wine.woot! addict.

cheron98


quality posts: 123 Private Messages cheron98

If you have laminated your certificate declaring you a winner in the Mystery Wine Challenge and proudly hang it from your neck for every wine tasting you go to...


... you might be a wine.woot! addict.

I saw HitAnyKey42 on wine.woot! and clicked "I want one!"

JOATMON


quality posts: 19 Private Messages JOATMON

You've broken more WBMs than Madonna has busted up marriages ...

... you might be a wine.woot! addict.

Juvie: 30+24+4; Sellout: 6+7+0
Rags: 3+2+3
Drunk: 69+94+15 wine, 20+29+4 non-wine
Rugrat: 0+0+0; Refunded: 2+3+1
(as of 2011-03-02)

cjsiege


quality posts: 13 Private Messages cjsiege

If you know what "pulling a nallie" is...

...and have done it.....

...more than once.....

...you might be a wine.woot! addict.

cjsiege


quality posts: 13 Private Messages cjsiege

If you know the "alternate identity" names of at least 8 people...

...you might be a wine.woot! addict.

hershelk


quality posts: 6 Private Messages hershelk

Your cow-workers who have had to sign for your UPS packages are preparing an intervention.

... you might be a wine.woot! addict.

CT

hershelk


quality posts: 6 Private Messages hershelk

You have multiple ids to see how many black squares you can achieve.

... you might be a wine.woot! addict.

CT

kylemittskus


quality posts: 229 Private Messages kylemittskus

If you are dying to know the identity of the one called Mill...

...you might be a wine.woot addict.

"If drinking is bitter, change yourself to wine." -Rainer Maria Rilke

"Champagne is a very kind and friendly thing on a rainy night." -Isak Dinesen

eric9tx


quality posts: 8 Private Messages eric9tx

If you've ever driven around the neighborhood to track down your UPS driver because the forecast calls for 95° later...

... you might be a wine.woot! addict.

213 wooted bottles

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait." - Mitch Hedberg

last wine.woots: S.Harvey Trio x2, Krupp, TyC, Wellington Zin vert, Twisted trio, WootCellars Triacipedis x2, Helix, Madison, InZin trio x2, Wellington Victory, (aw crap... I need to update this)
CT

eric9tx


quality posts: 8 Private Messages eric9tx

If you've started bribing your UPS guy (Shane) with booze so your wine gets delivered in the morning...

... you might be a wine.woot! addict.

213 wooted bottles

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait." - Mitch Hedberg

last wine.woots: S.Harvey Trio x2, Krupp, TyC, Wellington Zin vert, Twisted trio, WootCellars Triacipedis x2, Helix, Madison, InZin trio x2, Wellington Victory, (aw crap... I need to update this)
CT

coynedj


quality posts: 7 Private Messages coynedj

If you tell people that you have to go woot off, and nobody bats an eye...

You might be a wine.woot addict.

I started out on Burgundy but soon hit the harder stuff. Bob Dylan, Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues

How on earth did I get 7 QPs?

kttest


quality posts: 2 Private Messages kttest

You know what EWN stands for and you are part of it.

...you might be a wine.woot! addict.

- Krista
"Wine is the most civilized thing in the world." -Ernest Hemingway.
NYC Tastings Summary courtesy of HAK

coynedj


quality posts: 7 Private Messages coynedj

If you refuse to leave the house on Friday because your Ty cab and K syrah are supposed to arrive that day, and you can't bear the thought of missing them and having them sit in a warehouse all weekend....

you might be a wine.woot addict.

(and I'm also looking out to the street every time I walk by the front window, hoping to see a certain truck pull up...)

I started out on Burgundy but soon hit the harder stuff. Bob Dylan, Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues

How on earth did I get 7 QPs?

cheron98


quality posts: 123 Private Messages cheron98
eric9tx wrote:If you've started bribing your UPS guy (Shane) with booze so your wine gets delivered in the morning...

... you might be a wine.woot! addict.



If you and your UPS guy are on a first name basis...

... you might be a wine.woot! addict.

I saw HitAnyKey42 on wine.woot! and clicked "I want one!"

kylemittskus


quality posts: 229 Private Messages kylemittskus
kttest wrote:You know what EWN stands for and you are part of it.

...you might be a wine.woot! addict.



If you created the EWN...

... you ARE a wine.woot addict.

If you are in love with said creators...

...you could be a wine.woot addict.

"If drinking is bitter, change yourself to wine." -Rainer Maria Rilke

"Champagne is a very kind and friendly thing on a rainy night." -Isak Dinesen

coynedj


quality posts: 7 Private Messages coynedj
coynedj wrote:If you refuse to leave the house on Friday because your Ty cab and K syrah are supposed to arrive that day, and you can't bear the thought of missing them and having them sit in a warehouse all weekend....

you might be a wine.woot addict.

(and I'm also looking out to the street every time I walk by the front window, hoping to see a certain truck pull up...)



They just arrived!

- snif -

They're soooo beautiful.

I'm a wine.woot addict.

I started out on Burgundy but soon hit the harder stuff. Bob Dylan, Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues

How on earth did I get 7 QPs?

Winedavid39


quality posts: 200 Private Messages Winedavid39

Guest Blogger

If you somehow morph the collective group of wine.wooters and now view them as one big best friend ...

you are a wine.woot addict.

cheron98


quality posts: 123 Private Messages cheron98

If your cat hides in your wine cellar, things start to shift, and you have to stop and think before choosing to rescue the cat or save the falling wine bottles...

...you might be a wine.woot! addict.

I saw HitAnyKey42 on wine.woot! and clicked "I want one!"

joelsisk


quality posts: 8 Private Messages joelsisk

If you have ever established any wootleg relationships

...you might be a wine.woot addict

polarbear22


quality posts: 35 Private Messages polarbear22

If you are surprised when someone doesn't know what wootlegging is ....

... you might be a wine.woot addict.

Polar bears are meant to be clever, very clever. They are the Einsteins of the bear community. - Anonymous
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Ddeuddeg Cheesecake Cookbook
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joelsisk


quality posts: 8 Private Messages joelsisk

If you have more wine in your cellar that "belongs" to fellow wooters than most "normal" people have in their own personal collection

...you might be a wine.woot addict

Lighter


quality posts: 10 Private Messages Lighter
kylemittskus wrote:If you vent about the lack of rats




If you dream about shaking a wee dram of iocane powder into the samples sent to failed rats . . .


You might have taken a step beyond addiction.