kylemittskus
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If you post in the pub from the hospital that you and your newborn children are fine minutes after birth...
...you could be a wine.woot addict.
"If drinking is bitter, change yourself to wine." -Rainer Maria Rilke
"Champagne is a very kind and friendly thing on a rainy night." -Isak Dinesen
"There are many ways to the recognition of truth; Burgundy is one of them." -Isak Dinesen
kylemittskus
quality posts: 213
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If you have to hide wine.woot orders from your significant other or say that they are a wine club shipment...
... you could be a wine.woot addict.
"If drinking is bitter, change yourself to wine." -Rainer Maria Rilke
"Champagne is a very kind and friendly thing on a rainy night." -Isak Dinesen
"There are many ways to the recognition of truth; Burgundy is one of them." -Isak Dinesen
kylemittskus
quality posts: 213
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If:
grate88 wrote: That said - I received 20 bottles of wine from wine.woot today and they all seemed fine. (8 Wellington zins, 6 Wellington cabs, 3 Ty Caton cabs, and 3 Trinitas Zins)...
... you could be addicted to wine.woot.
"If drinking is bitter, change yourself to wine." -Rainer Maria Rilke
"Champagne is a very kind and friendly thing on a rainy night." -Isak Dinesen
"There are many ways to the recognition of truth; Burgundy is one of them." -Isak Dinesen
NonnaWY
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If you have the WoW forums as a direct link on your Iphone/itouch and you check out what Sparky/Nallie/Cheron/Java/MW/Polarbear/bowtie/joelsisk has to say when you are on vacation in Europe...
you could be a wine.woot addict
I will drink no wine before it's time. What time is it, anyway?
Here's to the corkscrew - a useful key to unlock the storehouse of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship, and the gate of pleasant folly.
kylemittskus
quality posts: 213
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canonizer wrote:geez...
if you even look at a forum at 9.13pm to see if any labrats have checked in yet (for f's sake).
you might be a blah etc.
If you vent about the lack of rats in the completely wrong thread in hopes that someone hears you...
... you could be a wine.woot addict. 
"If drinking is bitter, change yourself to wine." -Rainer Maria Rilke
"Champagne is a very kind and friendly thing on a rainy night." -Isak Dinesen
"There are many ways to the recognition of truth; Burgundy is one of them." -Isak Dinesen
bahwm
quality posts: 15
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Or, when your UPS guy questions signature using new married name, saying, "I don't remember that name from here." Or, when the FedEx guy writes notes on the mailing label.
. . . you might be a wine.woot addict.
May our love be like good wine, grow stronger as it grows older. ~ Old English Toast
JOATMON
quality posts: 19
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You've broken more WBMs than Madonna has busted up marriages ...
... you might be a wine.woot! addict.
Juvie: 30+24+4; Sellout: 6+7+0
Rags: 3+2+3
Drunk: 69+94+15 wine, 20+29+4 non-wine
Rugrat: 0+0+0; Refunded: 2+3+1
(as of 2011-03-02)
kylemittskus
quality posts: 213
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If you are dying to know the identity of the one called Mill...
...you might be a wine.woot addict.
"If drinking is bitter, change yourself to wine." -Rainer Maria Rilke
"Champagne is a very kind and friendly thing on a rainy night." -Isak Dinesen
"There are many ways to the recognition of truth; Burgundy is one of them." -Isak Dinesen
coynedj
quality posts: 7
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If you tell people that you have to go woot off, and nobody bats an eye...
You might be a wine.woot addict.
I started out on Burgundy but soon hit the harder stuff. Bob Dylan, Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues
How on earth did I get 7 QPs?
coynedj
quality posts: 7
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If you refuse to leave the house on Friday because your Ty cab and K syrah are supposed to arrive that day, and you can't bear the thought of missing them and having them sit in a warehouse all weekend....
you might be a wine.woot addict.
(and I'm also looking out to the street every time I walk by the front window, hoping to see a certain truck pull up...)
I started out on Burgundy but soon hit the harder stuff. Bob Dylan, Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues
How on earth did I get 7 QPs?
kylemittskus
quality posts: 213
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kttest wrote:You know what EWN stands for and you are part of it.
...you might be a wine.woot! addict.
If you created the EWN...
... you ARE a wine.woot addict.
If you are in love with said creators...
...you could be a wine.woot addict.
"If drinking is bitter, change yourself to wine." -Rainer Maria Rilke
"Champagne is a very kind and friendly thing on a rainy night." -Isak Dinesen
"There are many ways to the recognition of truth; Burgundy is one of them." -Isak Dinesen
coynedj
quality posts: 7
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coynedj wrote:If you refuse to leave the house on Friday because your Ty cab and K syrah are supposed to arrive that day, and you can't bear the thought of missing them and having them sit in a warehouse all weekend....
you might be a wine.woot addict.
(and I'm also looking out to the street every time I walk by the front window, hoping to see a certain truck pull up...)
They just arrived!
- snif -
They're soooo beautiful.
I'm a wine.woot addict.
I started out on Burgundy but soon hit the harder stuff. Bob Dylan, Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues
How on earth did I get 7 QPs?
