Am I the only one who found this tasting a little on the x-rated side? Or is it just my mind is in the gutter?
Corrado wrote:Well, I tried the whole blind-from-the-cellar thing, but after the third time sticking the corkscrew through my hand, I decided it wasn't worth the trouble. :D
yeah, the corkscrew isn't meant for the hand. That's the other long skinny thingy
Remove cork with my kick-burro double-action wine decorkerizer.
Boys. Always trying to impress with their toys
Sniff ... and comment to self that I'm being infatuated. Check the inside of the neck for schwag.
Sounds like a strange mating ritual to me.
Now that I've dicked around ...for 5-10 minutes, it's had a chance to open up a bit and ready for some serious schnoz action.
Foreplay will usually do this
I'm getting a lot of musty/woody aromas (socks?)... While it is fairly aromatic, it's got a pretty one-dimensional nose and doesn't do a lot to wow me.
Non-wine speaking - I think this would completely turn me off!
After all this work, I'm now hella thirsty! Time to guzzle wine!
well you should be if you really worked at it!
I take another sniff and decide that there's some kinda Tootsie-roll or molasses thing goin' on in the back ground. Beaming with pride at having pulled that out of my ass, I taste. Take a bit in, gently caress it around in my mouth, roll it around on my tongue ...
totally kinky and not my cup of tea. and, may I add, very strange.
Here I really just to figure out what's going on and what I want to pay attention to.
seems like you should have figured this out alerady . especially before the ass part!
Second taste I pay a lot more attention to what's going on. How does it feel? What's going on? Does it start off with a bang? What seems to happen between the instant you take ... in through the 10 seconds or so you move it around your mouth, to the instant you swallow, to what's left afterwards, how long it lasts, and if that finish continues to evolve new flavors...
I lost track, is this a he or a she?
Now onto the BS portion of the show.
shouldn't this be at the beginning? the impression part along with the toys..
hope you're not going there too soon in the relationship
Hope this doesn't push too far on the tastefulness scale. it's just what was going on inside my head as I read Corrado's otherwise informative narrative!