Okay, let me try this one more time.
Because I’m starting to get more than a little angry.
This here, this is a wine rack. With me? And it’s made by Wine Line. So that makes it a Wine Line Wine Rack. Okay, fair enough. But they decided to brand the product as their “Wine Vine” rack. So that makes it a Wine Line Wine Vine Wine Rack. And it holds 12 bottles, so it’s a 12 Bottle Wine Line Wine Vine Wine Rack. But it’s also stainless steel, which is a nice touch. So now it’s a 12 Bottle Stainless Steel Wine Line Wine Vine Wine Rack.
Have you ever worked in Marketing before? We’re never going to fit this on a box! The name is 18 miles long! Forget about mentioning how it holds wine or champagne bottles with a neck diameter around 1 1/8 inches for easy label identification. We’ll never fit the bit about easy access and space-saving design. People will never make it to the limited lifetime warranty. THEY’LL HAVE DIED FROM OLD AGE BEFORE READING THAT FAR.
We’re going back to my idea: “Wine Thing.”
Features:
- Made from 18/10 stainless steel
- Holds up to 12 bottles of wine and/or champagne
- Includes a mounting level and installation hardware appropriate for most solid walls
- Instant label identification
- innovative and stylish storage solution
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In the box:
- Wine Vine Wine Rack
- Wall Mount Template
- Level
- (2) Endcaps
- (3) Wall Mount Spacers
- (3) Screws
- (3) Hole Covers
- (24) Bottle Leveling Spacers
